Things I wonder about.

1.  Cutoff shorts that are sold in stores.  And pre-distressed jeans.  Mine get that way on their own, and don't people own scissors anymore? 
2. Premixed drinks.  Granted I make a lousy margarita, but gin and tonic?  Really? 
3. Why my ambitions for craft projects always get the better of me. 
4. What is the point to lying?  In my experience one always gets caught anyway.  Probably because I'm a remarkably bad liar.  But I'm easy to lie to.  I believe everyone.
5. Kittens.  They're adorable, but man are they weird. 
6. Why fake food with all kinds of additives and garbage in it is cheaper than real, fresh, locally-grown food. 
7. Why cookies don't just appear when I wish for them.  It's disappointing.